What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 15:02
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
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-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.